Why you can’t eat noodles

Noodles were culturally appropriated from east Asia.

They were STOLEN and brought back to Italy where Italians proceeded to corrupt them with their tomatoes and nasty white people sauces.

I don’t care if you knew, you are RACIST for eating pesto with your penne.

If you are not east Asian and you eat noodles you are a terrible person and should die in a pool of your own tears before bursting into flames, you evil white identifying scum.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH. holy fuck this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read. satire i assume
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    fingers crossed the anger is just a parody because fuck you i’ll eat all the noodles i want!
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